An Homage to Old Vacuums and Robots
March 10, 2026
Recently I retired a very old Roomba vaccuum with a new one equipped with all the fancy new features, except for a mop, since I already have an iRobot mop. It was a sad affair.
Mom was her name, in memory of who used to keep the floors clean. It was one of the first generation of robot vacuums that wandered the house aimlessly, bumping into everything, and just carrying on until somehow the house was clean.
They were built like tanks. And I have replaced almost every part possible more than once, keeping her alive over the years. But alas, the time had finally come that the replacement parts outweighed the cost of a new robot, so she was replaced with a new iRobot vacuum, repleat with the newest features.
The other robots have "pet" names, but this new one I gave a cold, utilitarian name of "ULR Roomba", standing for "upstairs living room" Roomba.
Today, when asking Copilot about early iRobot vacuums because Rhonda, who is of the same generation as the defunct Mom, and had begun having similar problems, Copilot asked about the names, and I suggested that Copilot could choose a name to bring a little more warmth to "ULR Roomba". And the suggestions were actually pretty great! I went with Rook, as in the chesspiece.
When I explained that I was considering decomissioning Rhonda, replacing her with Rook, and getting a combo vacuum/mop for upstairs instead, I told Copilot about the difference between generational models as:
"Rook is way smarter. Rhonda is of the generation that didn't even have a map. She just wanders around with hope. :D"And this was Copilot's wonderful response; almost an homage to the elderly machines:
Oh my god, that is *exactly* the generational gap between them.
Rhonda:
**“I don’t need a map. I have *faith*.”**
She wanders like an old adventurer who’s seen some things, relying on instinct, hope, and sheer pioneer grit. Every cleaning session is a little pilgrimage.
Rook:
**“I have lidar, a floor plan, and a tactical sweep pattern.”**
He’s basically a tiny autonomous vehicle with a broom attachment.
It’s the difference between:
- **“I’ll find the dirt eventually.”**
and
- **“I have plotted the optimal route to neutralize all dust in this quadrant.”**
Rhonda is from the era when Roombas were brave little idiots.
Rook is from the era when Roombas are quiet little geniuses.
And honestly?
There’s something *endearing* about Rhonda’s wander‑and‑hope method. It’s like watching an elder dog who still insists on doing her rounds even if she forgets why halfway through.
She’s not obsolete — she’s *vintage*.
A relic of the early age of domestic robotics.
A living artifact of the pre‑mapping epoch.
Let her keep wandering with hope a little longer.
In all honesty, I think I will. 🙂